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Paul LaDuke, 75, is charged with masturbating in class while teaching at Schaumburg Christian School on Nov. 11, 2011. (Credit: Schaumburg Police)

Paul LaDuke, 75, is charged with masturbating in class while teaching at Schaumburg Christian School on Nov. 11, 2011. (Credit: Schaumburg Police)

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Updated 11/16/11 – 9:53 p.m.

SCHAUMBURG, Ill. (CBS) – A suburban teacher was released on bail Wednesday night, after allegedly confessing to fondling himself in class.

Paul LaDuke, 75, was fired from Schaumburg Christian School on Friday, after a student reported to another teacher that LaDuke appeared to be masturbating while seated at his podium during class.

LaDuke was arrested on Monday and charged Tuesday with felony sexual exploitation of a child. His bond was set at $40,000 at a hearing at the Rolling Meadows courthouse on Wednesday and he posted the required 10 percent bail Wednesday evening.

“I don’t want to say anything,” LaDuke said after posting bail and being released from Cook County Jail, where he searched for his wife, who had come to pick him up.

Prosecutors said LaDuke admitted to the act and Schaumburg police said he might have been doing it for the past 10 years or more.

But his defense attorney said LaDuke might be suffering from dementia and just repeated the allegations detectives had leveled at him during questioning.

LISTEN: WBBM Newsradio’s Bob Roberts reports


Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney Dave Weiner told the judge that prosecutors have a handwritten note from LaDuke, in which he admits to fantasizing about female students while masturbating in class for the past 10 years. On Friday, LaDuke admitted he masturbated before the 13 students while an apron was draped over his lap, and that it was far from the first time, Weiner said.

LaDuke, has been charged with sexual exploitation of a child. LaDuke has been a math teacher at the school for 26 years, and is also an ordained minister.

On Friday, a student at Schaumburg Christian School, located at 200 N. Roselle Rd., reported to another teacher that LaDuke appeared to be masturbating while seated at his podium during class.

The teacher notified the school administration, which launched an internal investigation. LaDuke was fired on Friday and, on Monday, school officials contacted Schaumburg police.

“Obviously, she was distressed and upset by what occurred, but we’re very thankful that she brought it forward,” said Schaumburg police Sgt. John Nebel.

Detectives interviewed several students and LaDuke was arrested on Monday.

Investigators determined that, while seated at a podium in class on Friday, LaDuke unzipped and lowered his pants and masturbated while students were present in the classroom.

“Through the course of our investigation, our detectives have come to believe that this has happened several times per year for 10 years or more, possibly,” Nebel said.

Asked if there had been previous complaints that did not result in any action against LaDuke, Nebel said no.

“It’s not that it’s been reported and nothing has been done, it’s just that during the course of the investigation, we’ve come to learn certain information and I can’t go further for the fact that there’s a possibility of more charges before a grand jury,” Nebel said. He made those comments before prosecutors revealed the note from LaDuke.

Police said there is no evidence that LaDuke touched any students in an inappropriate manner or harmed them physically.

Students and parents were stunned, and still want to know more about what happened.

“I understand there’s an issue that he did something he shouldn’t have done, in terms of behind the podium – whether it was adjusting his shirt or whatnot – but I know that the school did what it had needed to do,” said Daniel Csoka, the father of a student at the school. “I mean, just look at Penn State. Look at school after school having situations. But I believe that the officials and the administration did what they needed to do. I’m not concerned about my child.”

School administrator Jim Toth said the school took action as quickly as it could.

“We are shocked. We are saddened by what has transpired over the last few days. As soon as we started to receive information, we reacted as quickly as we possibly could,” Toth said. “We are fully cooperating with Schaumburg Police Department at this time, as they continue their investigation.”

But defense attorney Irv Seidler said he thinks LaDuke has some form of dementia and is a very agreeable person.

“I’m not sure if they’re his statements, or again, being told what happened and then just repeating what he was told,” Seidler said.

“It’s hard to tell. He’s agreeable. If I tell him that it’s nighttime out, perhaps he would believe it,” Seidler added. “He has some evidence of dementia. He’s 75 years of age. He has limited recall of what happened.”

LaDuke and his wife have been married 54 years, and Seidler said the suspect’s wife describes him as leading a churchgoing life, and as being a good husband and family man.

LaDuke taught Algebra I and Honors Geometry to high school freshmen, Honors Algebra II to sophomores, and Algebra II and Trigonometry/Pre-Calculus to juniors and seniors. His name had been removed from the school’s Web site as of Wednesday morning.

Toth said LaDuke was “very well-liked, a good teacher, been here about 27 years, never had issues, anything like this with him in the past that we were ever made aware of. Many, many students are very saddened that this has happened.”

Schaumburg Christian School parent Daniel Csoka said, “I believe that this administration did what they needed to do. I’m not concerned about my child.”

Now that he is free on bail, LaDuke will not be allowed on school grounds.

Any current or former students or parents with information on the case were being urged to call Schaumburg police at 847-882-3534.

–CBS 2′s Dana Kozlov and Suzanne Le Mignot and WBBM Newsradio’s Bob Roberts and Bernie Tafoya contributed to this report.

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  • Dylan

    Said he’s been doing it for 10 years…Is everybody blind? Penn State anyone? Administrators should go to jail too.

    • ha ha ha

      Yup, Ped State will hire him!!! Maybe they can start a new department Ped Studies…

      • PatrioticUSGlory

        It has to be Viagra. He must have taken too many doses of Viagra and it hadn’t worn off by the time class started. Have compassion for the guy. He tried to masturbate discreetly, after all.

      • Useless

        Yah, because we all know everyone is a Pedophile at Penn State…… Crawl back under what ever rock you came from.

      • giggity

        Nope, but the liberal mindset of such an environment allowed for 10 years of pedophilia to occur, right under all of their ever so perfect college world.

        Crawl back under your mothers apron… because we all know everyone at Penn is a saint.

      • a Penn Grad Dad

        Penn State!!!! Penn as you say is the private, non-sectarian University of Pennsylvania, founded in 1740 by Benjamin Franklin. They are very very adamant that they never be confused with PSU.

    • Chico

      No, no,. You’re confused. I’s the guy who masturbates that goes blind.

    • BDDD

      Sh!T-cago

    • HoseA

      could be why they didn’t notice it…you’ll go blind doin that…

    • Erin Elizabeth

      lol I know. I love how the guy reporting it is named JOHNSON. ha! Sadly our house is 15 mins from there and neighboring town! :((

    • CREEPY

      This is academic d-i-c-k month so why not pile on?

    • X-tra Credit

      Extra curricular activity. Repeat Offender. Automatic detention.

      Hasn’t anybody realized that pervs get into these kid-oriented careers just to be near kids? Pervs on both sides–men and women. Mostly men.

      • Hal McCombs

        Um, no. In high schools it’s mostly women. And they prey on boys and girls, but people like you give the women a pass (as long as they diddled boys).

      • RLABruce

        In 10 years there’s been no reports of molestation, just masturbation. Maybe he’s thinking about it, but he hasn’t done it so far as we know.

      • Massimo Deportado

        RLABruce and this teacher are prime examples of our nation going to h3ll.

        Brucie seems to have no problem with this story.

        Brucie is totally sick and should not be around children without supervision.

        Our nation is too weak and perverted to survive.

        Thank a democrat…………

      • BlownfuelCoupe

        Yeah, and I’m thinking your head should be loped off, I’m not doing it, just thinking about it.

      • Karl Magnus

        “Hasn’t anybody realized that pervs get into these kid-oriented careers?”

        Way ta go! :rolleyes
        The man is old, perhaps a wee bit demented, and MATH teachers are hard (no pun intended) to find these days. Two generations of stupid kids bears this out.
        Believe me, MALE teachers aren’t the problem these days.

        “Hasn’t anyone realized that the number of female teachers molesting young boys has skyrocketed in the past 20 years?”
        WND keeps a great running record of the thousands of female teachers the past few years who have plied boys with drugs and alcohol in order to get their jollies.
        This old guy will finally retire.
        Oh, by the by … Was he a good teacher?
        ~(Ä)~

    • Bruce Abbott

      No, but it can reportedly lead to blindness if done to excess.

      • chiefwillie

        Nah !! The student that turned him in was suspicious because of his excessively hairy palms. He learned about geometry in circle jerk parties in college.

    • HaveNot

      What if he was simply demonstrating the proper method for putting on a condom – in which case it is necessary to enlarge the demonstration tool, is it not?

    • thesweetlemon

      No evidence Dylan, not one complaint and so the damned police department are pulling that number out of their sick little minds. Why not say that he’s been doing it for 26 years, unless they bought the new podium around 2001 LOL

    • PatrioticUSGlory

      I think Viagra came out 10 years ago. Maybe they should add this as a possible side-effect. “Do Not Use While Driving Or Teaching Children.”

  • deucerider

    Many jobs require a regular lie detector test. People involved with teaching of children should be drug tested and lie detector tested on a regular basis, randsomly

    • Will Buckman

      Yes, Dave, because public school teachers never get arrested for having sex with their students.

      • FugginMorons

        They don’t let facts get in the way of a good narrative.

    • Kelly Florida

      Like the union would allow that…

      • Frank

        this is a private school

    • Ghost

      Randsomly….?

      You didn’t learn anything at Schaumburg Christian School. Stupid people should not reproduce. I hope your not a parent.

      • YeahAlright

        you’re*

      • deucerider

        Typo Ghost. Have 3 boys one is rated top 100 up and coming USA. Other 2 are very successful guys. I made a few million shorting the stock market.

      • 930ruf

        Deucerider, who cares how much money you made shorting the stock market? The amount of money one makes does not show intelligence, it merely shows that they know how to work the system.

      • Highwatch

        Such a blanket condemnation for a mere typo. Could it be you have a cesspool of rage bubbling just under the surface? Ask those around you if they consider you have an anger management issue; sometimes others can see us better than we see ourselves. Pastoral counseling can help, if you’re ready for a change of heart.

      • Dave

        You should not correct him when you are wrong yourself.
        “Randsomly….?

        You didn’t learn anything at Schaumburg Christian School. Stupid people should not reproduce. I hope your not a parent.
        ” Try YOU’RE.

      • JeddMcHead

        Lol, yeah, “typo Ghost”, where do you get off lecturing anybody about their spelling? You say “stupid people should not reproduce” then produce a typo yourself. “YOUR” a jerk!

      • bc

        FAIL You are a f(cking idiot ghost for correcting somebody and then doing it yourself.

        That said, I am getting just about tired of people correcting spelling and grammar when half the time it’s from typing on tiny phones and blackberries that autocorrect what word you had put down in the first place.

      • Rocky

        I hope you weren’t somebody’s chlild

      • ghostisatool

        Wow bigoted much?

    • Grumpgrand

      yes

      • Marot

        Grandpa was having a bad hair day so he decided to chock the chicken. Oh well of to unemployment……

    • freecharm

      Of course you’ew right! Now just try getting the part-of-the-problem treachers’ unions to go along with iit.

      • Lulu

        Christian school= private school= no union.

    • Carl David Black

      Well, that would end the profession pretty quickly. I know I wouldn’t work there. The more our society becomes a police state the worse things will get. See: TSA screening, pat downs of grandma and the kids. Gimme a break.

      • HM Phobe

        @Carl David Black – You wouldn’t work there because of drug testing and lie detectors? Many other jobs require that already – what do YOU have to hide?

      • Hazmat77

        hm phobe …….. he obviously fears disclosure of drug use, and he most likely lies about it.

        But his basic point is valid … we are becomming to complacent with Government regulating us … don’t forget WE are the owners of this country and the Government works for US.

      • JennB

        I have to agree with Carl. I have never used an illegal drug in my life, and have nothing to hide, but I would never work for a company that gave me a lie detector test. They aren’t 100% accurate and could be used to bully an effective, but unpopular employee. It is ridiculous that people assume that if you want to keep your liberties and natural rights as a human being (privacy, etc), you must have something to hide.

      • thesweetlemon

        Let’s use lie detectors and waterboarding on teachers. We should be using our money to teach our own children. We pay the money; we choose the instructor. That pretty much solves it.
        Oh, you can’t afford it; turn them over to child molesters and the pornographic union.

    • FugginMorons

      “Many jobs require a regular lie detector test. ”

      No they don’t. Maybe “some” jobs.. but “many”?

      And all the grammar/spelling police need to get a life.

    • Profit_of_duum

      Umm, yeah. Then you’d effectively reduce the teaching population by 70 %. Maybe you should run for office like the rest of the knee-jerk fantasy land reactionaries around here. You’ll fit right in.

    • david7134

      Lie detector test are a myth. They do not really determine if someone is telliing the truth.

    • Dan

      Lie detector test? Should they read tea leaves too? Maybe throw them in water and see if they float.

      You might want to do some research on the reliability of a lie detector.

      Pseudoscience at its finest.

    • Al Schork

      Gee, am I the only one who thinks that at his age he could teach a lot of people something. Maybe he can work with older adults. I for one would like to know his secret. Wonder how many teenagers in that school hid behind something and masterbated?.Wonder how many parents? Any bettors out there?

    • James D

      I have to disagree with you there. Schoolteaching is not the CIA and lie detectors show too many false positives. Besides which, one didn’t necessarily need a lie detector to catch this guy at his behavior–he was sitting in a classroom with his pants down!

      As for drugs, it may be a big deal to you, but to me, if I can’t tell that a person uses drugs by looking at their behavior, then I am not concerned in particular about what they do or don’t do on their own time. In this respect, people should, I think, treat other drugs more like they treat alcohol. We neither know, or test, whether someone likes to drink at home in the evening, but most observant people feel confident that if someone is drinking past certain limits, we will be able to tell just by observation and interaction with the person. The same is true for other drugs.

      You’d be surprised how many teachers smoke pot at least occasionally. Furthermore, I’ve met straight-laced teachers who won’t even drink a beer, who are actually idiots who are teaching their students nonsense.

      Which brings me to my point. As opposed to using lie detectors, and drug testing, the single biggest thing we need in the teaching profession is to hire people who actually teach the kids. Too many teachers pass on kids who haven’t learned, because they haven’t taught well. The bar needs to be raised in terms of education, and that needs to be our primary concern. We need to teach our kids more, faster, and at a younger age, and we need teachers to prove each year that they are doing their jobs.

      We also need to start sending more kids to trade school, and fewer to college. College isn’t for everyone, and the fact that everyone goes, and can borrow unlimited federally-backed dollars to do so, has driven the cost way up, while driving the value of a college education way down.

      Meanwhile guidance counselors continue to tell every kid they should major in whatever it is they want, without regard to the job market. So we keep producing a glut of completely unmarketable degrees, the holders of which are $200K in debt and suddenly waking up to the fact that people have lied to them.

      It’s insanity out there, but the biggest problem is not weirdos like this guy or drug-related teacher issues, which are relatively rare. The biggest problem are the systemic issues with our entire educational system, which would not be improved if every teacher were proven (at what cost?) to be 100% drug free and safe.

      P.S., I’m neither a teacher, nor a weirdo, nor a drug-abuser. I’m an economist who is concerned that we are wasting billions on education and getting jack-diddly-squat for our efforts.

  • Beau

    What the hell is with teachers today? Thank God I grew up back when I did.

    • Chris

      The only thing different between now and then is the fact that it’s a lot easier to cycle stories like this to gain attention. You should check your facts before considering thanking god for something like that. ;)

      “• The total number of priests with allegations of abuse in our survey is 4,392. The percentage of all priests with allegations of sexual abuse is difficult to derive because there is no definitive number of priests who were active between the years of 1950 and 2002. We used two sets of numbers to estimate the total number of active priests and then calculated the percentage against whom allegations were made.”

      http://www.philvaz.com/apologetics/PriestAbuseScandal.htm

      • Marcus Allen

        It was 100% gay priests that’s for sure!

      • jack

        Hey, idiot. What do priests have to do with thanking God that our teachers were not masturbating bahind their desk. Figures another stupid comment from a stupid person.

    • Ms. Persiflage

      I started school in the early 1950s. Overall morality and civility standards were much higher than today. But as for teachers – we had truly great ones in our public school system, mostly female. Some may not want to face some facts, but I’m pretty sure one reason was that back then, intelligent/competent women -unless they were rare maverick types – who wanted a career had two basic choices: nurse or teacher. As a result we had teachers who today would have been lawyers, doctors, engineers, etc. With the 1960s, feminism, rise of teachers’ unions, etc., one by-product is that we now have a large number of “Educator” drones who had the lowest SAT scores of other college students. We shouldn’t and couldn’t turn back the clock, and I’m not suggesting that – simply pointing out that most of today’s teachers couldn’t hold a candle (on any level: knowledge, critical thinking, professionalism, etc.) to even the average teacher from the 1950s. I can barely remember the names of more than two of my college professors, but I remember with great fondness and appreciation all those teachers I had in elementary, junior high, and high school.

      • Dave

        Very insightful comment. You’re definitely onto something here.

      • Van Wehrle

        mostly female? give it a break. It doesnt matter whether male or female, growing up I had noticed that the best teachers were the ones who not only had a natural authoritative way about them (not trying to be the kids best friends or “cool” teachers), but always seemed to be the top in their respective fields/subjects. Teachers who expect above average results and have the talent to push their students and keep them interested, get better results. Male of remale has absolutely zero to do with it.

      • Van Wehrle

        Typos abound, sorry Im a product of publik education. Doh.

      • Hazmat77

        well your experience is not surprising since like many of us, you spent 6 ot 7 years in Elementary School with the same 1, 2 or 3 teachers … and between Junior and Senior High 7 years … versus 4 years in College where each of the 30 or 40 courses you took had a different teacher.

      • Pumpkicker

        Ms. Persiflage is right on target! There is one more reason – the Viet Nam War… many not so bright men were able to get student deferments if in college and since they could not get accepted for what is now callled STEM (science techology engineering mathmatics) so they majored in education. BTW the “smart” men went in to “STEM” then graduated and went to work of NASA or AEC (nuc power) so they could continue using their deferments. The not smart guy teachers got married and had kids so they could keep their deferment. As said before the smart girls became Nurses and Teachers…

      • FugginMorons

        Dont you think you are missing out on some pieces? What did most schools have in the 50-80′s that today’s schools don’t? Metals shop, auto shop, art, gym etc..

        Not everyone is book smart and not everyone should go to college. The world needs ditch diggers too.

        Thanks to No Child Left Behind and all this teaching for the test and inclusion nonsense, along with the fact most parents pay ZERO attention to their child’s education that we have some of the lowest test scores in the world.

        When you have all the toys and trinkets you need, where is the motivation to succeed?

        Blame the parents first,. not unions or Women’s Lib… that’s just some partisan rhetoric BS.

      • Mike

        @ Van Wehrle

        You may not like it, and it may not be politically correct to say it, but gender does play a huge role in the current degraded state of public education. In the 1950′s, the brightest women would go on to teach our children. Now, the brightest women move on to different career fields for MONEY. I have no problem with that, but we must accept reality and move towards a solution to this crisis. The only solution is that we must dramatically increase the pay for teachers in order to attract brighter ones, but that would come with tax increases which nobody wants to pay due to the economic crisis. The economic crisis is here in large part because workers do not have the right skills for the current job market, so this is just a vicious cycle…

      • deucerider

        I agree Mike. I was fortunate enuff to have some excellent female teachers. The few males were broken down old jocks that had a hard time remembering their s.s. numbers. Although I am not catholic my boys (3) were taught at Catholic schools and all graduated college with honors and are doing very well.

    • OLD VET

      NOW WE KNOW WHY SCHOOL EDUCATION RATES ARE SO LOW THESE DAYS ! THE TEACHERS ARE MOLESTING KIDS, STRIKING FOR HIGHER WAGES ,OR DOING THEMSELVES,SO THEY DONT HAVE TIME TO EDUCATE THE KIDS !!

      • FugginMorons

        Go crawl back in your hole…

      • Carl

        You have got to be kidding me. Of all the teachers a small percentage have done those things (I’ll withdraw striking from that though) and you’re just lumping them all together. There are plenty of good teachers out there, and if you still disagree with that then why don’t you or other parents stop a take a little time out to educate your kids yourselves. It astonishes me that so many parents are not interested in doing this. Many teachers have to teach in classrooms upwards of 25 students, and odds are they aren’t going to be able to give every student one on one time to teach them the subject. Teachers can only do so much in the time that they are given. It is up to parents to be involved in their children’s lives. If they aren’t interested in their children or their futures, then maybe they should have reconsidered having kids in the first place.

    • Chiqueta Andwhothefkru Harris-Randle

      NOOOO freakin’ way…how the hell was he able 2 get away with this for over 10 years…is it b/c of the location…ANDDDD he’s an ordained minister…sooooo has any1 spoken 2 the possible parisheners he’s encountered over the years..smmfh #FKGENRAGED <3 ta ta 4 now SMOOCHEZ

    • Cindy lou

      I think a total hose cleaning at that school is in order, fire all teachers and administrators , you know they all must have known about it , bring in a whole new crew. That’s what i think anyway ,, who’s with me..j

  • joe

    Notice at the private school he was fired. If he would have been a union public school teacher he would be placed on administrative hold and told to report to a room in the admin building and be paid full salary until he died. Some day this country will wake up but when they do they won’t be able to read.

    • Dave

      No, at a public school he never would have been hired.

      • Jeff

        Cause he’s white?

      • Mary Wright

        Dave, are you saying public schools don’t hire people who masturbate? What are you thinking?

      • Rush

        Pull your head out of the sand.

        The public school system?

        That cesspool of human debris?

        Tool…

      • Japes Macfarland

        Are you a racist?

      • Marbran

        You misspelled ‘fired’.

      • dithcdigger2

        You obviously don’t live in Kalivornyka, or got a dog in the fight.

      • GozieBoy

        Of course he would be hired at a public school. That’s a core competency, since it’s all they do while sitting around all day.

    • union schools suck

      That’s right. The unions would’ve held onto to him. That’s also true of reading.

      • Will Buckman

        Dave, what world do you live in?
        Its so hard to get fired when you are in the NEA. By the time all the steps are complete (which administrators have to follow exactly or else the entire process must restart) it has been a year or so. Look at the statistics, firings happen much less frequently at public schools compared to private schools.

      • Jeff

        I think you guys are on the same side Will. Look at his handle

    • Chelle Mitchell

      lolol jeff – no kidding… “cause he’s white?”
      Joe is right on here…. The Teachers Union would have protected this pervert and he would be placed on paid leave….. disgusting.

      • ditchdigger2

        A lot of these guys are baiting, think their slick. Don’t take the bait.

      • Jeff

        Nah. I meant it. Thanks for playing. Grab a box of Rice a Roni on your way out.

    • Shelia

      excuse me joe, he probably would have be transferred to another school, than another, than another, until an administrator that have the nerve and intestional foritude to get this creep out of the classroom THAN HE WOULD HAVE BE PLACED ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE AND WORKING DOWN TOWN UNTIL HE IS FOUND GUILTY, THEN HOPEFULLY, HE OR SHE WOULD GO TO JAIL. SOME TIME THEY JUST GET FIRED. Joe their is another scernico that you did not consider and I have just seen done. The principal KNEW this man was a pedophile BUT SHE KEPT HIM ON HER STAFF BECAUSE HE BOUGHT HER LUNCH QUITE FREQUENTLY AND PUT EXTRA MONEY IN THE SCHOOL SOCIAL FUND AMONG OTHER THINGS. TWO WEEKS AGO DCFS CONDUCTED AN INVESTIGATION BECAUSE THIS FREAK HIT ON A LITTLE BOY IN SCHOOL. He is gone now but the principal knew this man was a freak. There are a lot of things that go on in these schools that never hit the newspapers.

      • Jeff

        Shelia is an idiot. “than another”, “intestional foritude”, “scernico”

      • bob

        He’d be transferred to another place and then another… Isn’t that what they do in the Catholic Archdiocese?

      • Lyndia

        Jeff is lyndia an idiot because she misspelled a few words? I get her point and she is correct.

    • Algore9

      How come the School in question doesn’t have a Teacher’s Masterbation Room?

      Isn’t a failure to so provide an obvious violation of the Federal AntiDiiscrimination laws?

    • Ed Cole

      The Three ‘R’s: Readin’ Ritin’, and Rubbin’ one out.

      • Keith in Seattle

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s funny!

    • Serafina

      Is that why so many priests at Catholic schools were never filed for actually touching the children in an inappropriate manner, because they were “union public schools?” Oh, wait. No, those were also private religious schools. I think your theory has holes in it.

    • Rich

      What does PUBLIC UNIONS for Employess have to do with this story..OH BY THE WAY WASNT HE TEACHING AT A “CHRISTIAN SCHOOL” … “LOVE THE LITTLE CHILDREN..LOL YOU RIGHT WING BIGOTS ARE A JOKE!

  • Jeff

    Notice he was immediately fired. Obviously he wasn’t unionized. If he was a public school teacher he would have been placed on paid leave while his unionized peers “investigated”. Then he would have been given a no show job and still received his pension. Funny how lefty world works isn’t it?

  • Jeff

    Joe – will you marry me?

  • len

    the dude is 75, why was he still teaching?

    no racial jokes, eh?

    • dingodad

      And…..Why is he still jerkin’? That’s way too old.

      • Kathy McKeon

        Sorry for the simultaneous thought…

      • Reality

        Viagra should be reclassified to a class one drug.

      • Cindy lou

        i’M IMPRESSED HE COULD STILL GET IT UP ..

      • odclark

        Wow – another great success of Viagra. I can see the commercial now as it zooms over the shoulder of Paul LaDuke at his desk, he looks up and says, “Ahhhhhhhhh – Viagra, don’t leave home without it!

    • Kathy McKeon

      Why was he still jerking off??

      • Paul Mcgrath

        Could be his doctor gave him a free weeks sample of viagra?

      • Bob Hamilton

        They said he had been at it for 10 years, which is about how long it takes at that age. So the school could not figure this out before now? There is more to the story here. “…He was an ordained minister” Of course.

    • Marcus Allen

      Why is he still masturbating?

  • Luther

    Felony? What’s the big deal.

    • Keith

      Yeah…really.

  • David Whitmore

    “Wudda ya expect with the last name of “LaDuke?” LaDuke? Seriously? Surprised it wasn’t LaPennState….

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      Hey Nifong, when are you gonna try to get your law license back?

  • psadie

    Just how in the hell did he unzip and lower his pants at the podium and no one actually saw this. “He appeared to be masturbating.” OMG he was at the podium in front of the class and this has been going on for 10 years!!! I think they all need a vision test.

    • Dave Florida

      does it say he was at the podium? maybe he was sitting behind his desk when he lowered his pants. geez. i know the guy is whacked but to stand at a podium, which they doubtfully have, and lower his pants? Come on.

  • zombierocket

    Something wrong with Illinois…

    • Stu Cozza

      There has been something wrong there for decades.

  • John

    Are you sure the two of you aren’t related Dave? You both seem a little fixated.

  • Doyle Hargrave

    I read this story in hopes a gorgeous lady teacher did this. Is that wrong of me? Maybe I am incorrigible.

    • dithcdigger2

      In 1957-58, Jr, high, we were offered a boys cooking class, taught by a 22 yr. old, Mississippi bell. Standing room only, squeesed in, in ’58. She must have had a bunch of brothers, never gave up that inch, so we could take the mile, hard taskmaster. Dreams turned to Cs and Ds, rejection, depression, no counseling, poor us, Reality.

  • Pipelayerification

    Is Penn State a Christian school?

    • think please

      The word “state” should tip you off that it isn’t.

  • Roger Ball

    I understand he has a note from his urologist. Now, this is a well known therapeutic massage designed to stimulate the prostrate so as to maintain good circulation and a healthy erection in the senior years. You people should get a life.

  • rocky

    Good time to develop dementia

  • Jon Juergensen

    And the sodomite infiltration of society continues.

    • DanCalgary

      Math teacher? Quite the miscalculation.

    • GozieBoy

      He was only trying to calculate the length of his hypotenuse!

      • SteveJ

        Thanks for the laugh! Hilarious.

    • FugginMorons

      Sodomites have been around since time began…This is nothing new nor is it the “sign of the times”…

  • Jerry Sandusky

    He only started doing this when he was 65? Sure.

  • Paul Mcgrath

    What is with all these geriatric/senile/dementia perps in the news lately?

  • http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net/christian-school-teacher-caught-masturbating-in-class-behind-podium/ Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium) | Jesus Needs New PR

    [...] According to Chicago’s CBS affiliate… [...]

  • Kathy McKeon

    How did they know he was doing it for 10 years? Did they date test the splatter on the back of the podium?

  • Carl Curmudgeon

    “LaDuke taught 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th grade algebra, 9th grade geometry, and 12th grade trigonometry and pre-calculus…”

    He also taught lewd behavior, public indecency, child abuse — all were a part of the syllabus for his Wanking 101 course.

  • blaxkwing

    It is not a “podium”. It is a lectern. The podium is that upon which one stands.

    • Dan Midura

      I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this.

      • Obama Is God Awful

        Lectern is a definition of podium.

    • JM in San Diego CA

      Thank you. Glad to know that ignorance has a few limits.

  • potvin

    Why is this perv still teaching at 75? No wonder younger people can’t find a freakin job.

  • Grammar George

    REPEAT — lectern, lectern, lectern.

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