Spiegel: Your Super Bowl XLVI Living Room Over/Unders

By Matt Spiegel-

(WSCR) For you perhaps, or for the casual fans and/or guests, we offer further levels of couch enjoyment. The viewing attendee who gets the most of the following prop bets correct should win something… you decide what. At my sister’s party, it will be a random assemblage of Score 670 swag, perhaps including private logo Chapstick. Seriously. We’ll post the results here on Monday.

All categories, unless otherwise noted, are for the game itself from kickoff to final gun; no pre-game, studio halftime, or post-game included. A broadcast “reference,” as stated in the following categories, includes any commercial, video bumper, broadcaster mention, or wordless on-screen graphic. Spreads and over/unders are set at “1/2” increments to insure a winner and a loser.

1. Of the total commercials in the first half of play, which will be represented more; beer or cars? Four years ago, this was an even split (4-4), then two years of 5-3, and last year 11-3 in favor of cars. Surprising development. So, we set a line. The spread is Cars – 3.5.

2. Predict the total verbal or image references during the game for an all new episode of THE VOICE, coming up on NBC right after the game. The over/under is 6.5.

3. Predict the total verbal or image references during the game for the series debut of SMASH, on Monday night right there on NBC. Same rules as above. The over/under is 7.5.

4. Predict the total number of camera shots of Patriots owner Bob Kraft in the first three quarters of the game. If the Pats are winning late, there could be several, so we’ll remove the fourth quarter. The over/under is 1.5.

5. Predict the total number of camera shots of Peyton Manning in his seat or suite, also in the first three quarters of the game. His town, his future, brother Eli… lots of reasons to possibly show Peyton. The over/under is 1.5.

6. Any mention of the word “ankle”, in reference to Rob Gronkowski’s. Each mention of the word by Al Michaels, Chris Collinsworth, or a sideline reporter counts. The over/under is 4.5.

7. How many replay reviews will there be? How many times will referee John Parry (referee #132) go under the hood? The over/under is 2.5.

8. Still images or video of the David Tyree catch from the Giants-Patriots in SB XLII. Will they show it at all? The over/under is 0.5.

9. Total number of verbal or image references to Bill Parcells, either as the previous boss of both coaches or as a Super Bowl coach himself. The over/under is 2.5.

10. Name three former Super Bowl winning quarterbacks who will be mentioned by name. This tally will exclude both Eli and Peyton Manning, as well as Tom Brady. This can be in the form of a comparison, or a statistical record, or in any other context. Last year, there were five named during the game. ________________, __________________ and __________________.

Happy gambling America. Now you can make your own, recliner-bound, vice-infused fun.

Or, you could just hope for a good game. But you’re not that boring.

Matt Spiegel co-hosts The McNeil & Spiegel Show on WSCR 670 The Score weekdays from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. CT. Follow him on Twitter at @MattSpiegel670.

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    Ova / Unda for length of halftime nap: 29.5 minutes.

  • Danielo

    Seems too easy; I’d take the over on everything except The Voice and Bill Parcells, and I’d roll with Beer Ads +3.5, since it was just recently revealed that Americans’ alcohol consumption is at an all-time high.

    At any point during the game, as soon as Gronk’s ankle is even mentioned once, it could set off an “ankle bomb” of discussion that gets the over within a span of about 30 seconds, and the inevitable early-on shot of Peyton Manning could be interrupted by some unexpected action on the field and result in the immediate 2nd shot of Manning just a moment later…

    Plus, aint no way either coach is gonna finish either half with an unused challenge flag in their pocket, so that’s an obvious over…

    Whoever set these lines (Spiegel) didn’t seem to think these things through.

  • Spiegs

    A lot of the “obvious” overs have gone underin recent years…have been tracking these for 5 years now. So don;t be so sure. We’ll have results Monday..

    • Reading Rainbow

      Aaron Rodgers, Rapesherburger, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Tim Tebow

      Easy pickens. The previous two superbowl winners (one who was beat by a QB in the superbowl – the other by Tebow). Smith and Flacco were the most recent QBs to lose, and Tebow is mentioned whenever I take a breath.

      I’d beat pretty hard that 4 out of these 5 get mentioned.

      • Reading Rainbow

        I’d also bet pretty hard…

        I hate typos

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