Crap Of The Week: Lance Armstrong
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(WSCR) This week’s Crap of the Week goes to out to former seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.
This, from Unemployed Lawyer.
Last Thursday, when Lance Armstrong quit his battle with the USADA, he said ‘Today, I turn the page. I will no longer address this issue, regardless of circumstance. Less than a week later, he had quit on that promise, too. Today, he told an audience, ‘My name is Lance Armstrong. I’m a cancer survivor. I’m a father of five, and yes, I won the Tour de France seven times.’ Yep, just a little comment calculated to bring media attention on the very topic he said he’d never address. Lance, I’m sure it would’ve felt more natural to win the USADA hearing by cheating, but you didn’t, because you quit. So, you don’t have seven Tour titles. You have none. You know what counts more than your entire racing career? My second place ‘Who Ya Crappin’? All-Stars’ finish to Gary from Evanston. Lance, maybe instead of being the poster child for cancer, you should be the poster child for not having any balls. Lance Armstrong, who ya crappin’?
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