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(WSCR) – This week’s Crap of the Week goes out to singer/”songwriter” Gwen Stefani.
This, from Don in Jacksonville.
In a commercial for the new HTC Windows phone, Gwen Stefani states that “the creative process never stops, and song writing is so hard.” Really, Gwen, is it? How many sleepless night did you spend creating such lyrical brilliance as, “this is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S?” And, please, explain the grueling process that spawned the transcendent “Hey baby, hey baby, hey. Boys say, girls say. Hey baby, hey baby, hey.” You’re right. It’s difficult to generate nonsensical, meaningless drivel. If it were easy, toddlers would do it… Oh, wait. I’m confident that I speak for the rest of humanity when I say that I anxiously await the day you no longer “Holla Back Girl,” and who ya crappin?