One Of The Brewers’ Racing Sausages Has Been Reported Missing

(CBS) – Prepare your best sausage jokes.

One of the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages, a seven-foot long Italian sausage named Guido, has been reported missing.

Here’s the report from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.

The 7-foot-long weenie was lying unused in a backroom at the Milwaukee Curling Club’s new Cedarburg location during a fundraiser on Feb. 16 with beer-tasting and curling, and a witness saw the sausage walk out of the south door about 7:45 p.m., Cedarburg police Detective Jeff Vahsholtz said Wednesday. The Italian walked into TJ Ryan’s in Cedarburg an hour later and also made an appearance around midnight at The Roadhouse Bar and Grill.

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