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Penguins’ Matt Cooke, Ottawa Sun Columnist Fighting Over Their Packages

Matt Cooke. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Matt Cooke. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

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(WSCR) Why did an Ottawa Sun columnist write about his own genitalia last night?

Well, essentially, Pittsburgh Penguins winger Matt Cooke accused columnist Don Brennan of having a small package. So Brennan took out his laptop and accused Cooke of the same deficiency.

OK, it’s a little bit more complicated than that. We’ll let Brennan explain in his column:

Matt Cooke was quite focused at Scotiabank Place on Monday morning.

He was focused on that night’s game against the Senators. He was focused on helping the Penguins track down the Blackhawks in the overall standings. He was focused on his job as a penalty killer and pest.

Then, after practice, he was focused on the humongous media scrum around his stall in the dressing room.

And he was focused on my package.

Read the rest of the column here.