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Baffoe: Let’s Mock People Considering The Bears Getting Favre Or Tebow

Brett Favre, Jay Cutler and Tim Tebow. (Credit: Getty Images)

Brett Favre, Jay Cutler and Tim Tebow. (Credit: Getty Images)

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By Tim Baffoe-

(CBS) Bears quarterback Jay Cutler will miss at least four weeks with a torn groin muscle, or as a person who talks about poker for a living calls it…

Or as a sexual harasser of the English language calls it…

After Cutler left with the injury versus Washington, backup Josh McCown entered the game and actually played quite well. Despite his surprising play, McCown’s odds of keeping this 4-3 team afloat while Cutler is gone, compounded with a really banged up defense, are really teeny.

There has to be something the Bears can do to improve their chances, though, right? Aren’t there a few viable free agents out there that could take over under center? Some really big household names perhaps?

This is the thought process of the stupid. The exceptionally football dumb. “I KNOW A FAMOUS NAME AND BECAUSE I KNOW IT AND BECAUSE HE’S FAMOUS HE IS OBVIOUSLY A GOOD FIT FOR MY FAVORITE TEAM WHY AREN’T THEY SIGNING HIM?”

So come along and let’s point and laugh at some of these precious souls who actually verbalized their assumptions or desires for the Chicago Bears to sign either Brett Favre or Tim Tebow. Who didn’t stop and think, “Hmm… Favre is probably too old for the game he hasn’t been a part of in three years,” or “Well, Tebow actually sucks at quarterback, so signing him would be silly.”

No, they need this. Snark Free Day be damned.

#dumbass #stupid #thumbsup

No, it would be a train wreck, Favre fanboy. And I don’t care what his agent (who is also Cutler’s) says. If he played in a game today, he’d die. Die.

And I want you to be tased until you soil yourself.

Nice double-down with Urlacher. By the way, loved you in Whiteboyz.

AW DAYUM. HOT DAMN TAKE RIGHT HERE. LEAVING A SMOKE TRAIL SO THAT WE CAN TRACE ITS ORIGINS.

Brett Favre isn’t those things!!! You tweeted a happy birthday to yourself!!!

And favorited it!!!

Sorry, but I already heard that first from @SpreadZone. Your takes need be not only hot but quick.

And here are some folks that have such a burning desire for the Ol’ Gunslinger that they couldn’t even spell his name right. Happens to me sometimes, too, when my passion for a player gives me the vapors.

You’re not good at spelling.

Stop tweeting in your high school class instead of learning.

I’m sure the voices in your head tell you many things that aren’t correct. Like “Hey, it’s a good idea to tweet to Michael Wilbon!”

Well, funny you should ask…

#meth #krokodil #sprots #Twiiter

Thrive? THRIVE.

You procreating.

How much wrong can be in one conversation? I imagine that if these two were actually talking to each other it would sound like this.

From your Twitter profile I see you used to be an aspiring journalist.

PLEASE LOVE ME, SKIP. I KNOW YOU’RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. LIKE ME.

Time for a metaphor…

Also, that guy tweeted this hilarious picture once…

…just like this next guy did amid his many selfies (though he used foul language). Get it? Because at one point we were a spermatozoon. Get it?

Oh, we need brain alright.

Forever’s gonna start tonight. Forever’s gonna start tonight.

I wish law enforcement could intervene in cases like this.

Damn it.

Thankfully your bio says you’re majoring in handling people’s medication. Really legitimizes your fraternity membership.

Aw, you’re like eight years old. I can’t make fun of you.

OMIGOSH I’M ADOPTING YOU.

“That’s not funny, and I don’t like you.” – Jesus

¡Ay carumba!

Well, at least they aren’t the people that thought Josh McCown was Cade McNown.

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Tim Baffoe

Tim Baffoe attended the University of Iowa before earning his degree from Governors State University and began blogging at The Score after winning the 2011 Pepsi Max Score Search. He enjoys writing things about stuff, but not so much stuff about things. When not writing for 670TheScore.com, Tim corrupts America’s youth as a high school English teacher and provides a great service to his South Side community delivering pizzas (please tip him and his colleagues well). You can follow Tim’s inappropriate brain droppings on Twitter @TimBaffoe , but please don’t follow him in real life. He grew up in Chicago’s Beverly To read more of Tim’s blogs click here.