Things 670 The Score Listeners Are More Optimistic/Confident About Than The Bulls

(CBS) The Spiegel and Goff Show, with Barry Rozner sitting in for Jason Goff, on Tuesday asked listeners/Chicago sports fans to express what they're more optimistic in/confident about than the reeling Bulls, who have lost 12 of 17 and are showing few signs of life.

The results were predictably hilarious. Here's a sampling, culled from the text line and social media:

What are you more optimistic in/confident about than the Chicago Bulls?

-- White Sox manager Robin Ventura
-- Marc Trestman entering the Hall of Fame as a coach
-- the White Sox
-- cholera
-- winning a game of chicken against a train
-- the Illini
-- Rozner's drawings

-- Donald Trump as president
-- Jeb Bush as president
-- student loans magically disappearing overnight
-- the super volcano that Rozner loves to reference that will end the world
-- Kristin Cavallari's book
-- ending Chicago crime
-- Avisail Garcia
-- Avisail Garcia being an All-Star
-- Dennis Rodman coaching the Knicks
-- winning the lottery twice in a week
-- Jay Cutler vaccinating his children
-- Cleveland Browns' Super Bowl chances
-- vacation in Syria
-- the prospect of peace in the Middle East
-- Jon Lester hitting a baseball
-- obtaining a refreshing glass of water from a Flint, Michigan faucet
-- an elevator ride with Ray Rice