Amanda Bines

Amanda & Lindsay, two different sides of the same insane coin. (Amanda Bynes Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images) (Lindsay Lohan Credit: Kristoffer Tripplaar/ Sipa Press)

Horrible Horoscopes: Virgo

Virgo, do you scurry down the sidewalk looking left and right repeatedly as you stick to the shadows? Do you randomly hear someone call your name from behind, but when you twist around, find the sidewalk empty? Do you not only talk to yourself, but have disagreements with yourself about who you love more, Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes?

10/11/2012