The Onion Foolishly Puts Faith In Short-Lived Internet Fad, Plans To End Print Editions (Ha! Good Luck, Chumps)The very serious and influential news publication known as The Onion has made its first, and possibly last, mistake – it’s decided to end the distribution of its print edition in the awesome city of Chicago (and probably some other lame cities, too).
Mayan Apocalypse Scare Prompts Barrington Schools To Heighten SecuritySchool officials for northwest suburban Barrington School District 220 say they are just playing it safe. Real safe.
End Of The World? Chicagoans SkepticalA California preacher says Saturday is the end of the world, but some Chicagoans are skeptical, even though billboards are posted locally to reinforce the end-of-the-world warning.