Poem The News: Justin Bieber's Birthday Cookie Cake Of DoomPoem the News -- Poetry about the news?! Are you MAD?! POETRY AND THE NEWS DON'T GO TOGETHER. You're crazy! Yes, reader, yes I am. I am crazy. Read these poems. The submit your own.
Poem The News: Burritos In Bed With Dennis RodmanPoem the News -- Poetry about the news?! Are you MAD?! POETRY AND THE NEWS DON'T GO TOGETHER. You're crazy! Yes, reader, yes I am. I am crazy. Read these poems. The submit your own.
Poem The News: Stalking Children On FacebookThis weeks Poem the News covers a vast array of news articles about mothers, exotic dancers, facebook and more!
Poem the News: Butt Dialing The Cops While Choking Your HusbandPoem the News is exactly what it sounds like: reader-submitted poems based on CBS news stories. Submit your own?
Poem The News: Goose Has Bieber FeverThis week, readers wrote poems about the news articles “Did Justin Bieber Really Beat Up His Bodyguard?“ and "‘Top Gun’ In IMAX 3D Coming This February."
Poem The News: Chivalry Is DeadThis week, readers wrote poems about the news article "Man Gets 10-Year Sentence For Handcuffing Himself To Female Taco Bell Co-Worker In Hope Of Getting A Date."
Poem The News: The Drunk GolferThis week, readers wrote poems about the news article 'Police: Drunk Man Tries To Drive Golf Cart From Angels Camp To Citrus Heights.' Find out what next week's poems will be about and how to submit your own...

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