Hey, when you’ve been in first place for most of the season, it’s OK to have a little fun, right?
Kerry Wood is supposedly retiring. I’m not surprised at the decision, though I am at the timing. Sort of out of nowhere, even though anyone who has played tee-ball could see Wood just doesn’t belong in the game anymore.
“The Godfather II,” it was not. Were it, the Blackhawks would have ended up in another parade, showing off hardware and long playoff beards, wearing big sunglasses over sleepless eyes as they drunkenly freestyle-rapped inane lyrics to a sea of red-clad celebrants.
There were no reports of gophers digging tunnels under the course, but the man who once played Carl Spackler in “Caddyshack” was a winner at the real Pebble Beach National Pro-Am over the weekend.