Clapping

Oh my thunder God. Look at those beautiful arms. Imagine! Imagine the majestic, clapping those arms produce. (Credit: Midway Games/Threshold Entertainment/New Line CInema)

Horrible Horoscopes: Scorpio

I have two hands, Scorpio. That limits me to one style of clapping. Sometimes I think about how cool it would be to have, say, two extra hands. And, you know, not somewhere useless. Like maybe I’d have two extra arms underneath my actual arms and then at the end of those arms would be my two extra hands. And with those extra hands, I’d do a frenzied excited clap while my regular hands above do a slow clap. I can barely keep a beat, but I think I could pull this off. Provided I had the extra hands, that is.

01/28/2013