Chicago Karaoke Tips: Dance… Or ElseEven some good singers will screw up their performance by standing still as a statue (but not one a those hot nude statues people label as “art” — like a scary gargoyle statue). Great, you sing well, but who cares? A drunk, chatty karaoke audience will happily ignore you, good voice or not, if you’re not animated enough.
Best Northside Dance Spots For Awkward NerdsI am a vile human being. The vilest..est... I'm a shoe gazer. The guy at a show that stands in the back, not moving; a statue that wards lovers of things like dancing, music, and fun, far, far away. Are you like me? Well, don't fret, friend. There IS a place for us.