Goat
Package With Goat’s Head Delivered To Wrigley
An “intimidating package” containing a goat’s head was dropped off at Wrigley Field Wednesday afternoon for Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts
Lakeview’s Popular Giraffe Sculptures Removed By Owner
Metallic sculptures of two giraffes and a goat have been removed from a street in Lakeview after more than three decades.
Horrible Horoscopes
Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.



