CBS 2 Chicago wbbm7801059 670 The Score

Horroscopes

Elizabeth Banks surrounded by strippers. Hopefully, they're safe and responsible strippers. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Aquarius

Do gravediggers throw their shovels at people? Do racecar drivers run over pedestrians? Has a McDonald’s employee every thrown a batch of chicken nuggets being fried in oil at your face? I’ve never attempted to stab anyone in the eye with the pen I write articles with. I’ve thought about it. A lot. But I haven’t done it.

11/06/2012