Poem The News: Jesus At The Bar & Hot Coffee In The FacePoem the News -- Poetry about the news?! Are you MAD?! POETRY AND THE NEWS DON'T GO TOGETHER. You're crazy! Yes, reader, yes I am. I am crazy. Read these poems. The submit your own.
Poem The News: Burritos In Bed With Dennis RodmanPoem the News -- Poetry about the news?! Are you MAD?! POETRY AND THE NEWS DON'T GO TOGETHER. You're crazy! Yes, reader, yes I am. I am crazy. Read these poems. The submit your own.
Poem the News: Butt Dialing The Cops While Choking Your HusbandPoem the News is exactly what it sounds like: reader-submitted poems based on CBS news stories. Submit your own?

More From CBS Chicago

Daily Weather Reports Delivered To You!SIGN UP NOW: Get daily weather reports every morning from meteorologist Steve Baskerville!
CBS Sports Radio RoundupGet your latest sports talk from across the country.

Listen Live