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Expect Nude Bikers In Chicago This Weekend, A Poem

For those who wish to shed their clothes on bike / Tomorrow’s Naked Bike Ride you will like…


Garbage Can

No Charges Against Man Who Took Out The Trash Naked

A 70-year-old northwest Indiana man admitted going outside naked to take out his trash Tuesday morning, the Post-Tribune is reporting.


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Horrible Horoscopes: Gemini

Personally, I’m as liberal as the next guy. I say let it all hang out. Unfortunately, astrology isn’t based off my opinion. It’s based off the complicated positions of the stars and planets.


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Man Flees Naked From Home After Finding Spider In Bed

A southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed and bolted in fear, fleeing naked through a glass door.


Leonard Fodera was arrested for celebrating Opposite Day by walking in public naked. (Credit; Indianapolis Police)

Naked Man Celebrating ‘Opposite Day’ Arrested For Indecency

Leonard Fodera had an excuse for walking down the street one evening—totally naked.


Expressway Traffic

Man Dead After Crashing Car, Walking Into Traffic Naked

A south suburban man died over the weekend after crashing his car on the Tri-State Tollway, stripping naked, and walking into traffic.

CBS Chicago–11/08/2011


Prosecutors: Man Surreptitiously Photographed Daughter’s Friends Naked

A Hammond, Ind., man is being held without bond, on charges that he provided alcohol to his 17-year-old daughter’s friends and let them swim in his pool, then surreptitiously photographed them naked.


Jay Cutler

Naked Man Calls Out Cutler’s Dedication

In a bizarre string of events, a naked man running through a restaurant parking lot was reportedly questioning the dedication of Chicago Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler.

670 The Score–02/28/2011

Delta Airlines

Passenger Strips Naked On Chicago-To-NYC Flight

Police have removed an emotionally disturbed passenger who stripped naked on a flight between Chicago and New York.


Photo Of Bentley Hood Ornament (AP Photo)

Auto Dealer Found Half-Naked In Bentley

Police arrested the owner of a Western Avenue auto dealership, after he was found naked from the waist down inside a Bentley with a loaded handgun.

CBS Chicago–11/03/2010