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Just don't get married. It's that simple. (Credit: Juan Naharro Gimenez/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Pisces

You get married, there goes the happy days. No more sunshine, Pisces. After that it’s all angry comments under your breath as you wait in line at Wendy’s and getting into fights over the TV remote.