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Love didn't work out for them, why would it work out for you? (Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Leo

Leo, your love life ain’t a movie, so wise up. Sometimes, if you want things to work out, you gotta settle for someone who ain’t Ryan Gosling. Sometimes, you gotta settle for someone who isn’t even Michael Keaton.

10/10/2012

I wanna wear Ryan Gosling's jacket, if ya know what I mean (It's a cool jacket!) (Credit: Drive 2011 Bold Films/Odd Lot Entertainment/Marc Platt Productions/Seed Productions)

Horrible Horoscope: Scorpio

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/20/2012