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South Korean rapper Psy performs on NBC's "Today" (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Capricorn

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/21/2012

NICE BATHROOM I'M WATCHING YOU :) (Credit: Dominic Lipinski - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscope: Sagittarius

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/21/2012

Very few people know that the Lincoln statue in the Lincoln Monument is actually life size. (Credit: Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Libra

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/20/2012

I miss Bernie my St. Bernard. Kim K. stole him cause she's rich & powerful & cooler than me :( (Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Virgo

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/19/2012

Yeeeaaaaah... I don't know what's going on here either. (Credit: Adam Pretty/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Leo

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/19/2012

John-Cusack-Say-Anything

Horrible Horoscopes: Cancer

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/18/2012

Admittedly, we have no idea what these young ladies have to do with Dr. Pepper. His daughters maybe? (Credit: John Parra/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Gemini

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/18/2012

Florence Detlor, the oldest facebooker (credit: CBS)

Horrible Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

09/04/2012

(credit: EVA HAMBACH/AFP/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

08/27/2012

Yeah, Vince, a Brady Bunch reboot sounds like a GREAT idea. This isn't sarcasm. (credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

08/03/2012

Vote for Mindy Meyer! (credit: mindymeyer4senate.com)

Horrible Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

07/27/2012

(credit: EVA HAMBACH/AFP/Getty Images)

Friday’s Bad Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

07/20/2012

Missy Elliott (Credit: missyelliott.com)

Friday’s Bad Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

07/13/2012

Pavement on Columbus Drive remained buckled downtown early Thursday. (Credit: Nancy Harty/WBBM Newsradio/CBS)

Friday’s Bad Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

07/06/2012

Chicago city workers install a new sign at Diversey Parkway and Wilton Avenue, reminding drivers to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk. (Credit: CBS)

City Begins Installing New ‘Stop For Pedestrians’ Signs

You’ve no doubt seen those striped crosswalks around the city of Chicago, where drivers are supposed to stop for pedestrians. Now drivers are getting an extra visual cue.

CBS Chicago–07/03/2012

Residents pay a fee each year to have signs posted protecting their driveways from being blocked. (CBS)

City Overcharges Residents For Street Signs, Promises Refunds

City officials are at a loss to explain why some residents have been receiving bills for street signs that are significantly higher than they should be. CBS 2’s Pam Zekman reports.

06/14/2012

Wellington Stop

Replica ‘L’ Stop Signs Up For Sale

If you have a fondness for your neighborhood ‘L’ stop – or an ‘L’ stop on the other side of the city as the case may be – you can now commemorate it on your very own living room wall.

CBS Chicago–06/07/2012

Danielle Rutkowski holds a poster of her husband, Pete, as she waits to see him run in the Chicago Marathon. (Credit: Steve Miller, WBBM)

Marathon Fans Competing Too – To Be Seen In The Crowd

The best part of being a spectator at the marathon – other than watching the runners – is looking at the signs along the route.

WBBM Newsradio–10/09/2011

Walter Jacobson

Walter’s Perspective: Schools Wasting Money On Signs For Pols

The first day of school and my lesson was how to spend the taxpayers’ money promoting politicians by putting up signs at our public schools.

CBS 2–09/06/2011

The changing of the guard in Chicago was evident on the Skyway Monday after Rahm Emanuel was sworn in. (CBS/Captured News)

City’s Signs Change To Read ‘Mayor Emanuel’

Only about an hour into Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s term, the signs on the Chicago Skyway were being replaced with his name.

CBS Chicago–05/16/2011

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