Stripper

Thanks for the birthday present, mom! (Credit: Harold Cunningham/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Taurus

But like many strong strengths, it can be a double-edged sword. A double-edged sword that–instead of cutting your enemies down while you’re surrounded by lotus petals–somehow cuts you, Taurus. Maybe on your pinky, or ring finger. Maybe it won’t cut a finger at all, maybe it’ll cut something else entirely. Regardless, your sword, which is meant to help you, will actually hurt you. Okay, fine, I never really “got” this metaphor. Swords are awesome, that’s all I know.

02/20/2013

Elizabeth Banks surrounded by strippers. Hopefully, they're safe and responsible strippers. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Aquarius

Do gravediggers throw their shovels at people? Do racecar drivers run over pedestrians? Has a McDonald’s employee every thrown a batch of chicken nuggets being fried in oil at your face? I’ve never attempted to stab anyone in the eye with the pen I write articles with. I’ve thought about it. A lot. But I haven’t done it.

11/06/2012

Christopher Vaughn is accused of killing his wife and three children in 2007. (Credit: Will County Sheriff's Office)

Ex-Stripper Testifies At Vaughn Murder Trial

A former stripper testified Tuesday that Christopher Vaughn, accused of murdering his family five years ago, told her he wanted to leave his wife, but never mentioned he had children.

09/04/2012