The Moon

Sorry, Buzz. The Moon's just old and grumpy. (Credit: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Leo

So stop blaming the full moon every time you do something stupid. Also, if you see Buzz Aldrin, tell him the Moon thinks he’s a jerk.

11/30/2012

The Moon doesn't usually make it to the Pride Parade, but he supports it. (credit: B96 Chicago)

Horrible Horoscopes: Taurus

The Moon feels it’s a monumental waste of time to oppose gay marriage, and doesn’t quite understand why the country of the “free” can’t just, you know, ALLOW EVERYONE THE SAME RIGHTS…

09/24/2012