The Bears are sick, and there’s no immediate or singular cure.
They might not be having a cow, man, but property owners in downtown Naperville are being vexed by a vandal with an obvious affinity for the long-running, animated television series “The Simpsons.”
Bart Simpson was in Springfield today. Seriously, the actress who provides Bart’s voice, and a lot of others in the long-running “Simpsons” sit-com, testified before a legislative subcommittee.
Ned Flanders had finally had enough. His house destroyed, his business in ruins, his bad fortune making a mockery of his boundless faith and optimism, he exploded on Springfield townsfolk after his last bit of self-control wore away.