Thomas Simmons

Admittedly, I edited this photo to more resemble the beat of my heart... (Top Gun Poster Credit: Simpson/Bruckheimer/Paramount Pictures; Anthony Edwards Face Credit: Newsmakers)

Poem The News: Goose Has Bieber Fever

This week, readers wrote poems about the news articles “Did Justin Bieber Really Beat Up His Bodyguard?“ and “‘Top Gun’ In IMAX 3D Coming This February.”


Listen, I’m not trying to imply President Bush or President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva of Brazil have driven a golf cart while intoxicated — they haven’t. There just weren’t a lot of golf cart photos for me to choose from. (Credit: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)

Poem The News: The Drunk Golfer

This week, readers wrote poems about the news article ‘Police: Drunk Man Tries To Drive Golf Cart From Angels Camp To Citrus Heights.’ Find out what next week’s poems will be about and how to submit your own…