Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Tale Of The Tape: Minnesota Vikings At Chicago Bears
The Vikings don’t look very impressive from an offensive point of view at this point in the season, but there is some progress being made with rookie Teddy Bridgewater at quarterback.
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Tale Of The Tape: Chicago Bears At Green Bay Packers
As the Bears return from their bye week, they are in the midst of a crisis. Serious doubts have surfaced about head coach Marc Trestman and Jay Cutler, and unless the team turns around their season with an eye-opening second half, the pressure will intensify.
Arizona Cardinals Or Kansas City Royals The Better Cinderella Story?
The Arizona Cardinals lead the NFC with a 7-1 record. How do they compare to the Kansas City Royals, this year’s other Cinderella team?