Fantasy Football can be, well, a nightmare. Players turn out to be total flops, coaches bench your starting QB, and everyones ribs are broken by Week 14. With Fantasy Football playoffs underway this week, we’ve pitted the #1 seed and the #Last seed against each other since, let’s face it, they should duke it out anyway. A girl can dream…
Tale of the tape
Tale Of Two Teams: The Fantasy Football Legend Vs. The Fantasy Football Basement Dweller
|The [r]Ed Hochuli Peppers (ECHP)||Team Name||Joe Buck Yourself|
|DeMarco Murray||#1 Draft Pick||Tom Brady|
|"I can see, in ten years, Coach Harbaugh and Alex Smith still working together like the old married couple they really are. He'll coach 5 rings out of him. Together forever."||DRAFT DAY PREDICTION||"There's no way Arian Foster is playing this year. When you're that big, rehabbing a torn hamstring is like trying to turn a pile of pulled pork into a pig again."|
|10-2||OVERALL RECORD GOING INTO WEEK 14||2-10|
|Beating team "Your Mom" 144-28 because someone forgot to wake up before 10am PST to set their team thanks to a hangover.||SEASON HIGHLIGHT||Coming up with the idea to use Robert Griffin's head as the star of the family Christmas tree thereby referring to it for the season as "RG-Tree."|
|Losing to "[team]" the same week the office floods from Hurricane Sandy. When it rains, it pours...into your basement and corporate server room.||SEASON LOWLIGHT||Trading Tom Brady (based on the fact that he's an UGGS spokesperson and model) for "literally anyone," and playing Mark "Butt Tackle" Sanchez instead.|
|"Seriously, John, if you don't pay the entry fee AND I beat you, I get your girlfriend. I already talked to her and she's fine and encouraging it."||BEST SMACK TALK||"Me : You :: Best Thing Ever : Worst Thing Ever"|
|"I'm not bragging, but obviously I could manage a real NFL team. I'm literally the most talented athlete I know and that's reinforced by my record. You can't argue with numbers."||WEEKLY EXCUSE||"DeMarco Murray's foot is my Achilles heel. I knew I should've traded for the Muscle Hamster. How's someone supposed to count on Felix Jones?!"|
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