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Tale of the tape

The Giants Losing To Carolina Vs. Little Mac Losing To Glass Joe In “Punch-Out”

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Giants Losing

Little Mac Losing

Giants: Charlotte, North Carolina. Oooo! It’s supposed to be lovely there! Opponent's Hometown Little Mac: France. FRANCE. FRAAAAAAAA-
0-2 Opponent’s Record Before Match: 1-99
I don’t know if it’s predictable, but cripes is it boring. Predictable Offense? He’s got about 5 punches to dodge, so yes.
(unprintable) Motivational Halftime Speech? “Join the Nintendo Fun Club Today, Mac!”
Throwing to Victor “Look at my stupid dance, I’m a jerk!” Cruz. Secret weapon? Pressing “Start” when he has a star punch.
“Disappointing is not a strong enough word.” Post Loss Quote? Give up? Retire? Start training, make a comeback!
Maybe we can finally stop having the stupid “Which Manning is Better?” debate. Future Implications? He’s doomed against Von Kaiser - nevermind Bald Bull or the second fight against Don Flamenco.

The winner is

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Giants Losing
4 out of 7

Gloriously losing once again, the boring, listless Giants drop one to Little Mac and Glass Joe, 4-3. Having watched my beloved Patriots drop two awful Super Bowls to them, I gotta say: this defeat is pretty good.

-Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor

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