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Horrible Horoscopes: Virgo

November 28, 2012 2:00 PM

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Wow. A Thanksgiving eating contest. How festive. (Credit: Joe Kohen/Getty Images)

Wow. A Thanksgiving eating contest. How festive. (Credit: Joe Kohen/Getty Images)

By Mason Johnson

Warning: If you love astrology, are offended easily, or/and have no sense of humor, this might make you gassy (and angry). Not your sign? Find more Horrible Horoscopes here.

2763492 Horrible Horoscopes: Virgo

Wow. A Thanksgiving eating contest. How festive. (Credit: Joe Kohen/Getty Images)

Virgo

I get it, sometimes it’s hard to put up with your family. Especially at the dinner table during Thanksgiving. One minute you’re laughing and having a good time, then you’re fighting with your brother over a turkey leg, then you’re screaming, arguing…

Then you stab him in the neck with a fork.

And then everyone’s appetite disappears.

The stars have some very solid advice, Virgo: Lose that temper, or you’ll never get invited to another Thanksgiving again.

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Mason Johnson knows absolutely nothing about astrology.

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