By Mason Johnson
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I get it, sometimes it’s hard to put up with your family. Especially at the dinner table during Thanksgiving. One minute you’re laughing and having a good time, then you’re fighting with your brother over a turkey leg, then you’re screaming, arguing…
And then everyone’s appetite disappears.
The stars have some very solid advice, Virgo: Lose that temper, or you’ll never get invited to another Thanksgiving again.
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Mason Johnson knows absolutely nothing about astrology.