CHICAGO (CBS) — Hey fella, are you “rugged?” A guy who gets “down and dirty?”

Of course you are.

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You are a MAN! An American MAN!

Dirty jeans, available at Nordstrom. (Credit: Nordstrom)

Nordstrom Department Store knows how you feel, you manly, dirty man you. So for $425, you can own a pair of jeans with fake dirt.

Nordstrom says the “heavily distressed” PRPS Barracuda straight-legged jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

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The backside of the dirty jeans. (Credit: Nordstrom)

Mike Rowe, who knows a thing or two about dirty jobs, weighed in on the trend. As one might expect, he’s not a fan.

The five-pocket, button fly dirty denim pants are available online or at the Men’s Shop.

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Ironically, the manufacturer recommends that whoever does the laundry (dirty, rugged men would never clean their own clothing!) machine wash them in cold water and put out on a line to dry.