CHICAGO (CBS) — Hey fella, are you “rugged?” A guy who gets “down and dirty?”
Of course you are.READ MORE: Obamas Make Surprise Visit To Comer Children's Hospital For Holiday Celebration
You are a MAN! An American MAN!
Nordstrom Department Store knows how you feel, you manly, dirty man you. So for $425, you can own a pair of jeans with fake dirt.
Nordstrom says the “heavily distressed” PRPS Barracuda straight-legged jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”READ MORE: Three Men Shot Outside Garfield Red Line Station
Mike Rowe, who knows a thing or two about dirty jobs, weighed in on the trend. As one might expect, he’s not a fan.
The five-pocket, button fly dirty denim pants are available online or at the Men’s Shop.MORE NEWS: Some Parents Not Pleased As Kids Are Required To Wear Masks During Outdoor Recess At Jonathan Burr Elementary School In Wicker Park
Ironically, the manufacturer recommends that whoever does the laundry (dirty, rugged men would never clean their own clothing!) machine wash them in cold water and put out on a line to dry.