Valentine’s Day For The Lonely & PatheticThis article is for those of us who dream about never having to leave our beds, comfortably blanketed in our own self-loathing (and, well, literal blankets). This article is for the people who not only have no one to love, but also don’t love themselves. This is how to REALLY be miserable on Valentine's Day.
PETA Activists Draw Stares With Protest In Bed On Michigan AvenueTwo protesters from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), staged a brief anti-fur protest in their underwear Wednesday afternoon along the Magnificent Mile.
Boy, 16, Charged After Walking Into Home, Peeing On BedA 16-year-old boy is in serious trouble, after he walked into a house in the middle of the day in the exurban town of Plano, and peed all over the resident’s bed.
Behold, A Bed That Makes Itself ... Are we, as human beings, the most advanced life form, really this lazy?