Ke Hu, 46, Charged With Smearing Poop On Cars In BridgeportA man stood charged Monday with smearing feces on cars in the Bridgeport neighborhood earlier this year.
Midway's Rookie Bomb-Sniffing Dog Gets Nervous, Poops In TerminalThe Transportation Security Administration said one of its bomb-sniffing dogs at Midway Airport is doing just fine at its job, but it apparently needs to take more work breaks.
"It Got Grandma!" Chimpanzee Flings Poop At Zoo CrowdA chimpanzee at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan flung poop at the crowd near its enclosure and hit a grandmother right on the nose.
Made In Chicago: Poop Bags From Loft 312Now that the city has a ban on lightweight plastic bags, what are dog owners supposed to do?
Dog Poop Puts Halt To Movies In ParkPiles of poop are putting the brakes on an outdoor summer movie series.
Horrible Horoscopes: LibraIf you don’t learn how to pick up after your dog soon, Libra, the stars will BRING THE HAMMER DOWN. Yes, that’s right, the stars will punish you if you let your dog poop on the sidewalk one more time. The destruction will be swift and painful, worse than any onslaught you’ve ever heard described in a metal song. Seriously. You will cease to exist.