Horrible Horoscopes: Libra

September 26, 2012 2:00 PM

Lil Wayne… You rapscallion you… (Credit: TMZ / YouTube)

By Mason Johnson

Warning: If you love astrology, are offended easily, or/and have no sense of humor, this might make you gassy (and angry). Not your sign? Find more Horrible Horoscopes here.

screen shot 2012 09 26 at 2 41 05 pm Horrible Horoscopes: Libra

Lil Wayne… You rapscallion you… (Credit: TMZ / YouTube)


Lile Wayne, you’ve officially surpassed Jeff Goldblum as my favorite Libra.

What’s your horoscope? What do the stars think you should do?

Keep on being you. I mean, don’t go back to jail or anything, but keep messin’ with lawyers every chance you get.

You, Lil Wayne, are a shining star. You’re a shining, shooting star. A superstar! You’re buzzin’ past Venus and Venus is all, “Hey! You can’t buzz past me,” and you’re like, “Whatever, Venus! Don’t tell me what to do!”

And then you go play a sweet show for some hot chick.

Lil Wayne you’re so cool. A bit short, but cool.

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Mason Johnson knows absolutely nothing about astrology. He hopes Lil Wayne can give him some legal counsel in the future.

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