Is he going to eat the ball, or make out with it? Either way, that stare is… is… STOP IT JEFF DON’T KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!

Will look good on GOAT-cheese packaging when he flops.

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Kind of reminds me of the old ‘Rubber Burner’ site on the web featuring “Race car driver Curry” and his “Pick-up-a-chick” series of helpful videos. Good stuff. I like the look.

It looks like a headshot for a bad Vegas magician.

The Bernstein Phrase “Head Over His Skis” applies here. Presenting as a menacing Hrabosky type when you know, I know and HE KNOWS he’s Flotsam & Jetsam personified…just silly. Anyway, have a good season Bluffie Bluffhouse!

Looks like Kenny Powers is slimming down and straightening his hair.

I took one look and laughed until tears ran down my face. This does not portray the serious business of winning a World Series. You look STUPID!! Of course if you hold the ball close enough to your face and stare at it long enough, maybe you can figure out what your suppose to do with it!!

What are you people talking about?! Best. Headshot. Ever! I want an autographed 8×10 of this bad boy.

Looks like he belongs on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel!

I thought the Cubs retired Rodd Beck’s hair-do.

He kinda looks like Major Dad; remember that show?

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Baseball’s version of the porn star. Man is he creepy looking.

Presenting reason #1,000 why this team will never win. They keep hiring ex-porn stars to throw the ball.

This photo is made of awesome. Where’s your sense of humor? Where have all the good times gone? lol

Dirk Diggler’s compettiton, Is that a bat or are you happy to see me