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Jeff Goldblum explains chaos theory to Laura Dern. (Photo Credit: Jurassic Park/Universal Pictures)

Review: Please Admit That ‘Jurassic World’ Is No ‘Jurassic Park’… And Is Sorta Bad

Through awful dialog and plot points, the creators of Jurassic World treat the audience like they’re stupid. I don’t like being treated like I’m stupid, do you?

06/15/2015

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Review: Destiny Doesn’t Respect Your Time, So Stop Playing It

I’d be a liar if I said Destiny’s basic components don’t draw on the obsessive parts of my brain that keep me playing video games. I just think there are better games to satiate our obsessive needs. Like hunting humans, for example, the greatest game of all.

06/04/2015

Yeah, Vince, a Brady Bunch reboot sounds like a GREAT idea. This isn't sarcasm. (credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes

Mason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.

08/03/2012