RANT: I'm Sorry, 'Star Wars Day' Is DumbHolidays are about honoring someone other than yourself, not indulging in a brand produced by a giant corporation...
Review: Please Admit That 'Jurassic World' Is No 'Jurassic Park'... And Is Sorta BadThrough awful dialog and plot points, the creators of Jurassic World treat the audience like they're stupid. I don't like being treated like I'm stupid, do you?
Review: Destiny Doesn’t Respect Your Time, So Stop Playing ItI’d be a liar if I said Destiny's basic components don’t draw on the obsessive parts of my brain that keep me playing video games. I just think there are better games to satiate our obsessive needs. Like hunting humans, for example, the greatest game of all.
Horrible HoroscopesMason Johnson knows nothing about horoscopes or astrology. Seriously. When he was six, his mom thought it was funny to make him stick his head out the car window and scream, “What’s your sign?” at women walking by. That is the extent of his experience. Also, Mason is an Aquarius… ladies.