Colonel Sanders

Things have been sad since Charlie's Angels stopped talking... (Credit: TIZIANA FABI/AFP/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Virgo

Virgo (can I call you Virgo?), the days of standing by your original recipe are behind you. And crispy? Forgettaboutit. Live your life like you’re a bucket full of spicy goodness.

12/03/2012