Fart

"Come on in... I promise I won't fart." (Credit: Jasper Juinen/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Capricorn

What? You think nobody noticed? You can’t fill up an elevator with your own unique… creations… and expect the one other person stuck in there with you to NOT notice. Seriously? You said, “It wasn’t me”? Who would believe you?

12/17/2012