Horrible Horoscopes: Scorpio

THAT GUY knows how to multi-task! (Credit: Bruno Vincent/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Scorpio

Thanks to modern technology (smartphones!), I can work, tweet, facebook, invest in stocks, play tetris, write craigslist personals and buy ninja swords from Ebay from the beautiful comfort of my toilet! And you can too (ass long as your 3G/4G doesn’t go out).

12/07/2012