Neal Kitterlin

I'd let Channing Tatum handcuff me. I'd even let Jonah Whats-his-face handcuff me. (Credit: Michael Buckner/Getty Images for SXSW)

Poem The News: Chivalry Is Dead

This week, readers wrote poems about the news article “Man Gets 10-Year Sentence For Handcuffing Himself To Female Taco Bell Co-Worker In Hope Of Getting A Date.”

01/18/2013

Listen, I’m not trying to imply President Bush or President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva of Brazil have driven a golf cart while intoxicated — they haven’t. There just weren’t a lot of golf cart photos for me to choose from. (Credit: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)

Poem The News: The Drunk Golfer

This week, readers wrote poems about the news article ‘Police: Drunk Man Tries To Drive Golf Cart From Angels Camp To Citrus Heights.’ Find out what next week’s poems will be about and how to submit your own…

01/04/2013