Pole Dancing

(Credit: Yuri Tutov/AFP/Getty Images)

Poem The News: Bully Condor Pole Dances At The Library

Poem the News is exactly what it sounds like: reader-submitted poems based on CBS news stories. Submit your own?


Look at that. 2 Broke Girls won an award. Ain't that somethin'... (Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)

Horrible Horoscopes: Aries

I’m going to be honest, and I never thought I’d say this, but the Moon is really worried about your sperm count, Aries. Why does the Moon worry about your sperm count? I don’t know, bro. I just look at the alignment and communicate what it tells me, and right now the alignment of the Moon (and Harvard researchers) has some very foreboding things to say about your sperm.