Mason Disick stealing Kourtney Kardashian’s attention (Credit: Toby Canham/Getty Images)
By Mason Johnson
Warning: If you love astrology, are offended easily, or/and have no sense of humor, this might make you gassy (and angry).
Mason Disick stealing Kourtney Kardashian’s attention (Credit: Toby Canham/Getty Images)
Taurus
Don’t let anyone bring you down, Taurus.
Those little vampires take it all from you: money, a social life, your quiet time…
I mean, what’s the deal, right? You spent nine months with the little parasites gestating inside of you – now that they’re out you’re just supposed to give them every ounce of energy you got?
Now, the stars aren’t sayin’ you should do anything drastic (that might get you arrested). But they do suggest you find time for a mimosa or two away from the little life-suckers once in awhile. Anything to briefly remind you of the days when you were free of burden and allowed to live your life any darn way you please!
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Mason Johnson knows zilch about astrology.
