CHICAGO (CBS) — A for-sure story in the news in Chicago –- always for sure — is a burglary off the hoity-toity Michigan Avenue, and doubly for-sure if it’s on Oak Street on the Gold Coast.

Like the burglary this morning of the exquisite Jimmy Choo store, where one shoe can cost $1,000. And if you want the other shoe to go with it, $1,000 more. Two thousand dollars for a pair of shoes.

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Or, if you’re thinking maybe a purse for Christmas, Jimmy Choo has them, too, for $15,000. But you better hurry, because due to the burglary, the pickings are slimmer than usual.

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The police are telling us the crooks got away with some purses, and all the shoes they could carry. One heck of a swipe, wouldn’t you say? A truly newsworthy rip-off of a truly hoity-toity store.

Wouldn’t you love to know who’s buying $2,000 shoes and $15,000 purses? I would.

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