New Trend: Obituaries That Are Irreverent, Political, Even BrashParting shots? A death notice for a New Jersey woman last August told people "in lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Hillary Clinton.”
Horrible Horoscopes: LibraSay you rode unicorns and single handedly beat Hitler in WWII with a good, ol’ punch to the jaw if you want! True or not, who cares, it's your obit. It’ll be better than whatever your ungrateful relatives write.
Cops: Pair Burglarized Homes While Residents Attended WakesA northwest suburban couple would scour the obituaries in local newspapers, then burglarize the homes of people who were attending funeral services for deceased family members, according to police.